Top 10 Company Slogans

The slogans on this list are real and funny.

  1. Butcher: Please to meat you.
  2. Vacuum cleaners: Business sucks.
  3. Concrete company: We dry harder.
  4. Car Wash: We take a bite out of grime.
  5. Auto Body Shop: May we have the next dent.
  6. Bakery: While we sleep we loaf.
  7. Plumber: A good flush beats a full house.
  8. Auto Repair: We meet by accident.
  9. Chimney Sweep: We kick ash.
  10. Funeral Home: Drive carefully, we'll wait.
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Comments (10)
#1 by me
Jul 27, 2007
lol i saw the funeral home one. i live a block away from it!
#2 by .
Jul 27, 2007
spaaaaaaaaaaam
#3 by Da Boss
Aug 15, 2007
Plz post some coments.
#4 by jake
Aug 26, 2007
I think it's ok

But you should make more
#5 by conner
Sep 1, 2007
dude what is that girls problem
i think she needs to chillax if ya kno wht im sayin'
i think tht it wuz kul and i liked it aloot yo,
hit me up on the d.l.my record coming up itz gonna b da BOMB diggityy
my number (615)479-0146

its gonna b a good time.

thanx conner.



#6 by da boss
Sep 8, 2007
wtf r u saying
#7 by
Oct 9, 2007
tototo
#8 by Emma
Nov 29, 2007
Hahahahahahaha Lol these r soooooooooo funny not
#9 by Joelle
Jan 25, 2008
Drive carefully we\'ll wait hahahahhahahahah
extremely funny
#10 by tevin
May 5, 2008
i'll give u the top 10 awards ---really funnnny
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