I work at a Local Publix and it has crossed my mind so many times, what would be the best ways to get fired? I decided to come up with a list that I might have the courage to try some day.
- When Seeing people apply at the computer located in the front of the store, Run across the room and yell to them, “Don't Do it!!! It's not worth it!!! , Get out while you still can!!!”
- Change the elevator music that they play throughout the store into something decent like Red hot Chile Peppers, or Nickleback, then see if they can figure out how to change it back.
- Right after you clock in, hop in a car and drive away with a friend. Later when they call you, you have to ignore them. Then you call them back later and drain out the yelling and then just say, I Was KIDNAPPED on the Job!!!
- While Straitening all of the products on the shelf make all of them facing the wrong way, when they ask you why you did the whole store like that, you tell them, didn't you see in my application that it said I was dyslexic?
- Randomly Turn out all the light later in the day.
- Tell everyone, I hope I can become a manager of Publix in the future, so then I can sit around and act like I'm working all day to. J/K
- Spread rumors about starting a union so you can strike about getting better pay…
- Go on the Intercom and start asking for random people to come up to customer service, “Congratulations Joe, you have won the Publix Sweepstakes, please come to customer service to claim your prize.
- Show up to work covered in blood. Casually ask around if anyone has ever seen a movie where someone had to dispose of a dead hobo, and how it worked out for them in the end.
- Have Karaoke night and ask all the Customers that come through your line to name their favorite song, then when they say it you and your bagger break out in song while ringing them out.
(All of these are only Jokes don't take them to seriously and I really wouldn't suggest trying them. Unless… You really do want to get fired).
