You Might Have Low Self-esteem If

You Might Have Low Self-Esteem If…

We like to feel confident about ourselves. We wish to exhibit a strong, healthy image. Unfortunately, some people suffer from low self-esteem. In fact, you might have low self-esteem if…

1. The highlight of your day is brushing your teeth
2. You look at yourself in the mirror and the mirror shatters
3. Your hero is Rodney Dangerfield
4. You never even get any bulk mail
5. You're about to take your final exam when the teacher says, “Why bother.”.
6. Your driving instructor says a prayer, as you're about to drive the car
7. You see a fortuneteller, and she just whistles at you and shakes her head in despair
8. You take off your hat off for a moment and a bum puts a quarter in it
9. You smile for the photographer and the lens breaks
10. You camp out in right field for nine long innings and not one ball is hit your way
11. All the girls that you try to call for dates have unlisted numbers
12. You try out for a play and really do break a leg
13. People comment that you don't look a day over fifty. Unfortunately, you're only forty.
14. Your dentist smiles when he looks at your teeth and makes plans for a two week vacation in the Bahamas
15. Every time that you try to tell a joke you notice that people are suddenly looking very depressed
16. Your football coach uses you as the tackling dummy
17. Your basketball coach finally puts you in the game when the score is 100 to 5
18. Your piano instructor suggests that you play the triangle instead
19. You start singing in the rain and are suddenly struck by a dozen umbrellas
20. Your golf score matches your weight, which is 230 pounds