14 Jokes to Tickle Your Funny Bone |
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by Ruby Hawk, Jan 11, 2008 |
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Is anything better than a good belly laugh to brighten you day? I hope these jokes will at least make you smile. |
- Can you stand on your head?
No, it's too high.
- Do you know it takes three sheep to make a sweater?
“I didn't even know they could knit."
- How do you get down from an elephant?
You don't, you get down from a swan.
- Can I have your daughter for my wife? Well, bring her around and we'll see.
- Do you serve crabs in this restaurant? We serve everyone, Sir, take a seat.
- May I try on the dress in the window? Well, we'd prefer it if you used the dressing room.
- Your sister is spoiled, isn't she? Not at all, that's just the perfume she's wearing.
- Did you wake up grumpy this morning?
No, I let him sleep late.
- You've got your shoes on the wrong feet. I know, I must have had my legs crossed when I put them on.
- Fat woman: Officer, can you see me across the street? Officer: Lady, I can see you a mile away.
- Don't you know the Queen's English? Of course I do, and so's the King.
- Me drunk? But I've only had tee martoonies.
- Customer: Does this dog have a pedigree? Dog owner: Look, if this dog could talk, he wouldn't speak to either of us.
- That's a strange pair of shoes you're wearing, one black and one white.
They must be unique. Not at all, I have a pair at home just like them.
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