3 boys were discussing stories with morals.
1st boy said, 'my Dad's a farmer and he put all his eggs in a basket to take to market. He fell on his way and dropped the basket, breaking all the eggs. The moral to this tale is don't put all your eggs in one basket'
2nd boy said, 'My Dad's also a farmer. His hen was sitting on ten eggs and he assumed he would have ten chickens, but when they hatched only seven survived. The moral to that tale is don't count your chickens before they hatch.
3rd boy said, 'My Auntie Trisha was a fighter pilot in World War II. She was given an automatic machine gun, a bayonet and a bottle of whiskey. While she was on a mission she was shot down and she drank the bottle of whiskey, then woke to find she'd survived the fall, but was surrounded by 100 German soldiers. She gunned 70 of them dead before she ran out of ammunition, she bayoneted twenty to death before her bayonet went blunt and she killed the last ten with her bare hands.'
The other 2 boys asked what was the moral of that tale?
'Don't go near my Auntie Trisha when she's been drinking!'
All those who believe in psychokinesis, raise my right hand
And finally for a true story.
During a game of cricket there were two players on the field called John Holding and Adam Willie. The commentator then announced: "The bowler's Holding, The batters Willie."
