There was a little boy in a supposedly haunted house where nobody would go in.
Outside there was kids daring them to go inside.
Then a rich man came along and said, “I will bet you $1000 if you go in.” So the boy went in and heard this, “Gotcha where I want you, now I'm going to eat you.” The kid ran out of the house and was never seen for ten miles around the house.
The next kid was bet a million dollars to go in. These kids were all 12 years old. So he goes in and hears the same thing as the first, “Gotcha where I want you, now I'm going to eat you.” He ran out and was never seen for 20 miles around the house.
Then a five year old walks in and hears the same thing, “Gotcha where I want you, now I'm going to eat you.” He goes upstairs in a closet and finds his friend Fred and he says, “What are you doing eating boogers?”
