A blonde calls the local pizza place.
“I'd like to order a pizza with cheese and pepperoni,” she says.
The pizza man says, “Would you like a small or a medium?”
“I get to pick?” the blonde squeals excitedly. “Okay, um…I'll have a medium.”
“Would you like it cut into six pieces, or twelve?”
“Oh, my goodness, six, of course,” the blonde replies quickly. “I don't think I could eat twelve whole pieces!”
