One day a redhead went into the hospital because she was having problems with her health. When she got in to see the doctor, he asked her “So, what seems to be the problem?”
She replied, “Every time I touch myself, it hurts”
He said “Ok, let's have a look”
So the blond poked her left arm and yelled “OW!”
She poked her knee and yelled “OW!”
She poked her nose and yelled “OW!”
The doctor then said to her, “I know what the problem is”
She said “What is it?”
“You're not a natural redhead, are you?” he asked.
She replied “No, I'm a blond”
He said, “I know exactly what the problem is. You have a broken finger.”
