Don't Click Here

You clicked on this so you must be one of those blonds! Here are some jokes, I hope you like them!!!

Joke Number 1:

A blond goes into a shop and asks to buy a television but the shopkeeper replies to the blond, I don't sell to Blonds.

So the blond goes to the hairdressers and gets her hair died brown, the blond then goes back to the shop and asks to buy the television but the shopkeeper replies I don't sell to Blonds.

So the blond goes back to the hairdressers and get her hair died black, the blond then goes back to the shop and asks to buy the television but the shopkeeper replies I don't sell to Blonds. The blond then replies how do you know I'm a blond and the shopkeeper says because that's a bloody microwave.

Joke Number 2:

A group of Blonds are trying to prove they are not stupid. So one blond goes up and the dark haired man asks the blonds what is the sum of two plus three, the blond replies four. The blond crowd shouts give her another chance.

So dark haired man asks the blonds again what is the sum of two plus three, the blond replies six. The blond crowd shouts give her another chance.

So dark haired man asks the blonds again what is the sum of two plus three, the blond replies five. The blond crowd shouts give her another chance.