A blonde gets pulled over on the highway. The cop that pulled her over walks to the driver's window, and the driver sees that the cop is a blonde too.
“Excuse me, Miss, but you were speeding,” the cop tells the blonde driver. “May I see your driver's license, please?”
The blonde driver is puzzled as she searches through her purse. “Um, Officer? What does a driver's license look like?”
“It's got your picture on it,” the blonde cop prompts.
“Oh, here it is!” the blonde driver says. She pulls a compact out of her purse, and looks in its mirror at herself. “This has my picture on it, so it must be my license.”
The blonde policewoman takes the compact from the blonde driver and looks at it. “Oh, I'm sorry, Miss. I didn't realize you were a police officer!”