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Bob: Why did the little blonde girl feel unwanted?
Larry: I don't know. Why?
Bob: Because every Halloween, her parents sent her out dressed as a speed bump!
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One day a blonde walks into an electronics store and is admiring all of the expensive cell phones, kitchen appliances, computers, gaming systems, and other technology. She finally sees an item that she wants to buy and brings it up to the cashier.
Blonde: I'd like to buy this television please.
Cashier: I'm sorry, but we don't serve dumb blondes.
The blonde walks out of the store, goes to the hair salon, and dyes her hair jet black.
The next day, she walks back into the store, grabs the item she wants, and brings it up to a different cashier.
Blonde: I'd like to buy this TV please.
Cashier: I'm sorry, but we don't sell our wares to dumb blondes.
The blonde walks out of the store and gets a plastic surgery performed on her face.
The next day, she walks into the store, picks up the merchandise she wishes to purchase, and walks up to a different cashier.
Blonde: I'd like to buy this television please.
Cashier: I'm sorry, but we don't serve dumb blondes.
Blonde: I've had my hair dyed and had a plastic surgery done on my face. How can you tell that I'm actually a blonde???!!!
Cashier: Well, that's not a TV you're holding, it's a microwave!
