[joke] - Three Men Walking in the Forest

This has to be my favorite joke. Its about three men who are walking in the forest and get captured by monsters! Read it.

Three men were captured by monsters, the king of the monsters said...
"You must complete the trails to survive, if you fail we will eat you, your first challenge is to get 10 of any fruit."
All the men ran into the forest, a few minutes later the first man comes back, with 10 apples.
"Now" The monster said " You must shove all 10 apples up your butt, or we will kill you."
He puts the first one in, then the second, then the third. But then it fell out.
He was eaten.
A few minutes later the second man comes back with 10 berries. The monsters tells him his challenge.
"This is gunna be easy" He said.
1..2..3..4..5..6...7...8...9...
Just before he was going to put the last one up he bursted out laughing and they all fell out.
He was eaten.

The first guy met the second guy in heaven, and the first guy says...
"Why did you start laughing! You were almost finished!"
"I couldn't help it, I saw the 3rd guy coming with pineapples!!"

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