During a trip to London with a friend I got caught up at a premiere of a film which was taking place in Leister Square. It was all very exciting and I was enjoying every moment. A friend of mine told me about Christian Slater's play which was happening round the corner. Being a fan of Christian Slater I jumped at the chance to get a glimpse of him. I had to wait outside the theatre with a number of fans and before we could get a sight of Christian Slater a steam of other stars began to leave via the stage door.
There was a woman whom at first I did not recognise but after a moment thought I remembered that she was none other than Donatella Versace. No one was able to get close to her as she was surround by a number of bodyguards. As I looked up towards one bodyguard I noticed that on his crisp black suite upon his shoulders was a layer of lumpy dandruff.
So there you have it. Whose bodyguard has really bad dandruff? Its Donnatella Versace's bodyguard.
