I Want to be an Actor

My friend Hardy is a pianist, and he plays nice piano. One day he had an interview, and he bragged a little bit about his talent to perform in a film.

Interviewer: You can perform in a film, really? Can you show me something?

Hardy: No problem. I can act as 120 character in a minute.

Interviewer: WOW. Can you? How?

Hardy: Eh... Let me show you.

Hardy didn't know how to perform at all! Slowly, he lay on the ground.

Interviewer: What are you doing there?

Hardy: I am acting as the first President, Washington. You know, he is dead.

Interviewer: And?

Hardy moved his left leg a little bit.

Hardy: Franklin Roosevelt! He is dead, too.

Interviewer: I got it, but thirty seconds have passed. There are 118 characters left.

Hardy thought for a while, and rolled over and over again for 29 seconds.

Interviewer: What are you performing?

Hardy: 118 martyrs in the Civil War!

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