My Sweet Rice

To Condoleeza from her special secret mate.

Condoleeza this is George W. I won’t put my last name because these Democrats are trying to smear my name, Osama has been calling and I told him to call private with the Senate trippin over things our money transactions haven’t quite been the same.

Why did I agree to play stupid concerning September 11th? And then to get greedy and help in the Hurricane Katrina massacre, Dan Rather’s getting fired…the American people sure have taken a lot,Mr. West said on national T.V. that I don’t like blacks so once Colin left you are all I got, On my way out the door I need to try and make things right

So many innocent people died for a war that never should’ve happened but after what they did to my father we had to fight?,At first it was for Osama but he started making video tapes so I switched the focus to Saddam and weapons of mass destruction,Then gas prices hit the roof so I made up so excuse pertaining to the military and our overall protection and space construction,The election…that wasn’t my fault Jeb thought it would be funny to play a little trick no one was supposed to find out

But then certain people wanted to make a big issue about it I wasn’t ready to leave the White House so I don’t know what the re-count was about,
This border issue stuff has me looking goofy once again but what am I supposed to do?

If Rudy wins he won’t keep you on staff so maybe speaking seminars is something that you could pursue,
I need to read over some things but I promise to write soon…..sincerely you know who,
I know I’m not supposed to say it but I really do love you…

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