A list of what I'd be able to do if I was rich and famous.
1. Buy an island 2. Adopt children of multiple ethnicities 3. Start my own religion and have other celebrities mindlessly join it 4. Rip up a picture of a religious official on live television 5. Be notoriously reclusive and have people find it endearing rather than creepy 6. Kill people 7. Drive drunk 8. Run over people 9. Make a terrible-yet-platinum-selling album (movie stars only) 10. Make a terrible-yet-popular movie (singers only) 11. Have an entourage and not have people think I'm in organized crime 12. Be in organized crime and have people think I only have an entourage 13. Get crazy amounts of free stuff for no reason 14. Start my own clothing line 15. Release a sex tape that people will want to see 16. Have people want to star in said sex tape with me 17. Marry a supermodel 18. Divorce a supermodel 19. Hate poor people 20. Be accused of terrible, unspeakable sex acts 21. Have people pay to see the video 22. Start a feud 23. Buy a children's hospital and burn it down 24. Throw celebrities-only parties 25. Be the most hated person on Earth 26. Roll around in a pool full of money 27. Set contents of the pool on fire when I'm done 28. Buy a panda 29. Eat a panda 30. Wear a panda 31. Hire bodyguards 32. Hire regular guys that just look a lot like me 33. Have my own elimination-style dating show 34. And a sequel to it 35. Have my own action figure 36. Make other celebrities live in a state of paranoia because I might be playing a prank on them 37. Play pranks on other celebrities 38. Destroy a priceless piece of artwork 39. Be really stupid and get away with it 40. Do stupid things and have children mindlessly emulate me on video 41. Settle out of court 42. Make people that knew me before I was famous into celebrities 43. Be the victim of a failed assassination attempt 44. Be the victim of a successful assassination attempt 45. Leave my fortune to an animal 46. Make a drunken racist rant 47. Buy expensive things for people that can already afford expensive things 48. Be a horrible person 49. Turn my children into horrible people 50. Do a lot of drugs 51. Engage in animal fighting 53. Pretend I'm legitimately important
