10 Funny But True Ways to Know You are Zimbabwean

Things you can't deny if you are Zimbabwean.

You know you are zimbabwean if .......................

  1. You have eaten Sadza and Maveggie - or Sadza ne Lacto at least 500 times in your lifetime.....you might even be holding the plate of it right now
  2. You have a bird, or an organ that is associated with your family...uno yera shiri, moyo...etc
  3. You can do the borrowdale dance..or at least ouu know what it is....
  4. You have used one of these following slang phrases......."exe"..."shaz"..."its bho"
  5. You loved the drama grongo and mukadota.....
  6. You have stated "jokingly" how proud you are to be from a country filled with only millionaires with the current financial situation......
  7. You assume the right to call your parents...muchembere and mudhara..after age 18...
  8. You have made a mud pie in your childhood....
  9. You have tried to be westernized......
  10. You have gone to UK., Have at least 5 relatives in UK, or are living in UK......

 

 

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