Q. How does Santa take his family photos?
A. With his North-Polaroid.
Q. Why did the turkey join the band?
A. Because it had the drumsticks.
Q. What would you call a cat on the beach at Christmas.
A. Sandy Claws.
Q. What did did the Eskimo call his cow?
A. Eskimoo.
Q. What do you get if you cross a shark and a snowman?
A. Frostbite.
Q. What does a gingerbread man have on his bed?
A. A cookie sheet.
Q. Where do snowmen go to dance?
A. The snowball.
Q. What did the ghost say as Santa Claus left?
A. I'll have a boo Christmas without you.
Q. What do snowmen have for lunch?
A. Icebergers.
Q. What happens if you eat Christmas decorations?
A. You get tinselitis.
