Once there was a good hearted Filipino man who died and went to heaven. Because of his total kindness and nobleness that he had done while he was still on earth, St. Peter was very happy to accommodate him and accompany him to look around.
On their way, the man had observed different clocks hanged in almost every corner in a certain place. Through out curiosity, the man suddenly asked St Peter about it. The man said, “St. Peter, can I ask you something please? Why do you have all these clocks in this place?” St. Peter replied. “Hhhhm, it is not an ordinary clock that tells us what exactly the time is. It is a clock that tells us how many times a person tells us lies. We called it here the "Lie Clock".
The man was amused and smiled, then he began to look for persons he knew and well known personality on earth while he was still alive. Then he had seen this clock which the hands that are not moving.
Filipino: Whose lie clock is this one?
St.Peter: Its mother Teresa's lie clock, it never moved because she never lied even once in her entire life.
Filipino: How about the other one that says its two o'clock?
St. Peter: Its Lincoln's lie clock, he lied two times in his entire life.
Filipino: How about the other one that says it eight o'clock?
St. Peter: Its Blair's lie clock, he lied eight times while he was still alive.
Filipino: How about the other one that says its ten o'clock? The man scratches his head and smiled.
St. Peter: Its Bush's lie clock, he lied ten times while he's still on earth, five times during his decision to bring war on Iraq.
Filipino: I see, now I understand why it has different hours stated on every clock that means how many times they lied. But St. Peter, I wonder all through this place I've never seen the lie clock of our president?
St. Peter: Oh, I'm sorry son. The lie clock of your president was not placed on this area.
Filipino: But, why. St. Peter? Can you explain it to me please? Where is it? (The man was bewildered)
St. Peter: There's no need to explain it to you son, come I'll show you where I've placed your president's lie clock.
The man and St. Peter continue walking until they have reached his room and opened it.
St. Peter: There you go son, here's the lie clock of your president, and I'm using it as my Electric Fan!
