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by Steven West, Mar 20, 2008 |
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Thirteen humorous fortune cookie sayings. |
- There is much value in the garbage that you throw away
- Sleeping on a bed of nails will not solve your problem of insomnia
- Your future looks dim. Go out and buy some light bulbs.
- Affairs of the heart are soon to be discovered. Plan to see a divorce attorney soon.
- Prepare for painful intervention in your life. The tuna fish that you just ate has been recalled.
- Peace and harmony may fill your heart but never your stomach
- Never swim in a lake where the fish are not present
- Cloudy minds lead to wet judgments
- Feel the heat. It's 120 degrees outside.
- You are soon to meet a stranger with a cold heart. Just chill out!
- There are no drinks in prison bars
- Go for broke unless you already are broke
- Being surrounded by a pack of pit bulls will not give you peace of mind
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