The Four Chinese Men

Four Chinese men sailed to America and they wanted to learn a couple new words.

So the Chinese men said to each other, Lets split up and come back in an hour, in Chinese.

So then they set out on their own ways but they did not know that they would learn the words that would put them in jail.

The first Chinese man learned the words, "MeMeMeMEEEEEEEE" from the opera house near by.

The second Chinese man went to a restaurant and learned, "forks and knives, forks and knives".

The third Chinese man went to the ship yard and learned, "dropped them in the lake, dropped them in the lake."

The fourth Chinese man went to a spoiled girls house and learned, "goodie-goodie-gumdrops, goodie-goodie-gumdrops."

Then they all met up at the ship and as they were preparing to leave the cops stopped them and asked them a couple of questions.

1. Were you four involved in the murders of two adults? If you know anything about them, tell us now. The first Chinese man said, "MeMeMeMeeeee.

So you did it.....okay..

2. What were the murder weapons? The Second Chinese man answered, "Forks and knives, forks and knives."

3. Where did you put the bodies? "Dropped them in the lake, Dropped them in the lake," the third Chinese man answered.

The cops then said, "You are going to jail," and then arrested them.

In the back seat of the police car the fourth Chinese man said, "Goodie-goodie-gumdrops, Goodie-goodie-gumdrops." And they were put in Jail for life because they admitted to the murder of President George Irvington the third.