10) You never have to worry about being felt up on the dance floor (or down, unless you're into that kind of thing)
9) You never have to go through the awkwardness of asking that hot cowgirl (or cowboy) across the bar to two-step with you; then get bitch-slapped by his or her significant other.
8) One is expected to perspire and look like a sweaty mess inside a country bar. If you spend more than three hours inside a country bar and don't leave looking like it the sprinklers went off we have a problem.
7) Where else other than a country bar can you wear dusters, boots, a wife-beater, a boa, and spurs and NOT be made fun of?
6) I personally lost one hundred pounds in less than three years. I have line dancing (as well as not eating country-fried butterballs) to thank for that. Get on the floor, fatty!
5) I met my girlfriend on the line dance floor. We dated. I eventually learned that she is a he.
4) I met my boyfriend on the line dance floor. They were fakies. Mom never let me hear the end of it.
3) You can sweat off your bourbon you foolishly drank too much of and reduce your risk of getting a DUI. Message not approved by any state police department.
2) You can justify driving up to a Taco Bell pickup window at two in the morning on a Wednesday night, because you spent the whole night line dancing.
1) You're basically getting in shape, boosting your self-confidence, avoiding hard drugs, listening to great music, making friends with a common interest, creating job networking with fellow cowboys/ cowgirls, and impressing the hell out of the girl (or guy) looking at you from across the floor. What's not to love?
I'll see you on the floor!
