White Men Should Not

1. Take Advice from Imus on how to relate to African Americans- Enough said we all know how that turned out
2. Have a dentist place Gold teeth in your mouth (not even one- You look like you have been rolling and smoking cigarettes with yellow crayon wrappers or you were so high you smoked a yellow crayon
3. RAP- I know there are white rappers that have made it big well one has but seriously stick with rock, country and opera. There isn't a trailer park story out there that goes well with base.
4. Speak Ebonics - if you have heard this you know what I am talking about, if you talk like this then stop it. Seriously you sound like a jerk off and everyone is making fun of you when you not around.
5. Hit on white chick at a Rap concert- Believe me she is not there because Vanilla is her flavor
6. Apply for food stamps- Not going to happen
7. Apply for a job with the DMV- you have been there you know what I am talking about
8. Go to the DMV to obtain a drivers license, car registration or anything they should be able to help you with- Seems like they are always on break or getting another snack to feed their already obese bodies
9. Drink Tequila- unless you like table dancing for fat chicks and eating whatever the waffle house serves at 4:30 A.M. I have ate there many times between 3 and 5 and still have no clue what I ate. All I know is that it does not come out pretty.
10. Last but not least never go hogging- and if you know what I am talking about I am too late so continue to live your life and maybe someday you will make it past it. I know I have twenty or thirty times.

Thank you and hopefully this will save you some precious time, money and possibly some dignity in the future.