Anti-fat medication
A man who suffers obesity problem came to meet a doctor one day in order to get a cure for his disease. After some diagnosis and little check-ups, the doctor ended up giving him an extremely big bottle of extremely small tablets. The man looked at the bottle with a horror look on his face.
The man : Do I really have to take all of this medicine each day, doc?
Doctor : Not really…
The man : So, once in two days?
Doctor : Not really…
The man : Then what should I do with them?
Doctor : Just throw and spread the pills on the floor and I mean every single pill;
then pick them up one by one. Do it once a day.
The man : ?????
Baldness
Two friends were having a normal conversation on the campus ground.
Julie : Nitta, I have a very simple puzzle for you. What is the difference between a
history teacher and a professor?
Nitta : Hmmm…I wonder…(gives up) I cannot think of any now, Julie.
Julie : Aw, come on. It is not that difficult if you think hard. Just give me an answer.
Nitta : Really, I cannot think of any. What is it?
Julie : (gives in) Oh, okay. I'll tell you. The answer is; a history teacher is bald at the
back of his head because he always thinks of the past, whereby a professor at the
front of his head because he always thinks of the future. (she answered with a
satisfied grin on her face).
A Patient's Dilemma
A very distracted man came to see his psychiatrist one day. When he first entered the room, the psychiatrist thought that he looked very disturbed and unkempt. The man sat down.
Doctor : What happened to you? You look troubled.
The man : Doc, lately I've been having a strange dream. It was the same dream after
and after and it is getting more frequent every time. It troubles me a lot,
doc. I cannot eat and sleep for just thinking about it.
Doctor : Tell me about the dream.
The man : Well, I was running so fast towards a closed door. I was so fast that I can
hardly see what was around me. When I got to the door, I pushed it with
all my might but the door would not budge.
Doctor : Was it locked?
The man : No…
Doctor : An automatic door perhaps…hmm, that is weird.
The man : I do not think so it was automatic or anything. It was just an ordinary
door. Aha! But I do remember seeing a "PULL" sign on it though…
