Confused Teacher
It was a beautiful morning; just like any other ordinary day and everything was the same with ABC elementary school. A very dedicated teacher was trying to convey a message to her students the danger of drinking alcohol. And so, on that particular day, she came into the class with two drinking glasses and two living worms. She poured mineral water into one glass and another one with alcoholic beverage.
Teacher : Look kids, look carefully to what will happen when I put the worms into
the glasses. One of it I will put into a glass of mineral water and another
one into a glass of liquor.
Then, she put into each of the glasses a worm, as a life sample. All her students attentively looked at the two worms. The outcome was as expected. The worm in the mineral water was gliding vividly at the bottom of the glass. Meanwhile, the worm in the other glass filled with liquor squirmed and died after a few seconds. She smiled satisfactorily at the results and was very happy that her students are actually paying attention and taking her little experiment seriously.
Teacher : Alright kids, what can you learn from the outcome of the experiment that
we just did?
Students : To avoid worm infection….drink more alcohol! (they replied almost in
unison.)
Room Number 27
A man called a mental hospital and asked the nurse who picked up the phone whether bed number 27 is occupied with a patient or not. The nurse put him on hold and went to check the said bed. A few minutes later, the nurse picked up the phone and told the man that the bed is momentarily vacant. The nurse was about to continue the conversation when the man abruptly cut off the line. He was laughing happily later on and said, “Yes! That means I've made the escape. Yahoo!!”
What A Good Boy!
Two good friends finally get to meet up after being 10 years apart, not being able to see one another. They were sitting, chatting and sharing stories about almost everything.
Mom/Friend B : So you're married?
Mom/Friend A : Yeah, and I have a very fine son. He's such a good boy!
Mom/Friend B : Oh really? Does he smoke?
Mom/Friend A : No. He's sensitive to smokes. He'll cough if he breathe in any.
Mom/Friend B : Has he ever drinks?
Mom/Friend A : Never. He's a real good son.
Mom/Friend B : Does he socialize a lot and comes back late at night?
Mom/Friend A : Not at all. He's really the hope of the family. Never once
disappoint me yet.
Mom/Friend B : Hmm. I see. I have no doubts now. He seems like a real good boy
after all! What does he do now? Is he still in school or working?
Mom/Friend A : Oh! He's still in nursery. He's probably eating his lunch by this
time. Next week, he'll be celebrating his first birthday. (She said
with a big grin on her face)
Laughing, Smiling, Kidding & Joking
Man : May I have your father's first name please?
Child : My father's name is Laughing.
Man : And your mother's first name?
Child : Her name is Smiling.
Man : Wait a minute, little boy! Are you kidding?
And the boy answered…
Child : No, that's my sister. I'm Joking!
