Funniest Signs Ever!

I have found some of the most original and hilarious signs you'll ever see!

   My friend sent me an URL one day and I assumed it was a virus. After he convinced me to open it I nearly wet myself! I mean who doesn't like to dance to the song "I kissed a girl"! Seriously, most of us have danced to it! Some have even kissed a girl! Am I going to hell? Because I sure did like it!

   I was left unattended once! Perhaps that explains a lot! I think maybe my parents saw this sign and...OPS, honey have you seen the kids? No dear, have you? That was the end of that! Ha ha! I think if I was to buy me one of these signs and put it up in Wal-Mart, I could make me a killing!

   I used to work in fast food and yes, it was me who changed the signs! If only I was as clever as the artist behind this one! It doesn't have to involve a sign, how many people are annoyed with their boss! This person just did an awesome job expressing it!

   Well, well I guess that is true! I would like to think it isn't but it has got to be the smartest sign I have ever seen. See the town, not the judge. It doesn't get any plainer then be a good tourist and stick around! If you are a bad tourist, you are gonna get a ticket for speeding!

   Well I farted in the woods one time and nothing burnt down! However in an extreme dry season I could see the problem! Have you ever tried farting and lighting it? It actually works! This sign is ingenious and quite possibly the funniest I have ever seen!

   For some reason I doubt that will be an issue!

   I looked at this one long and hard. It took me a few minutes to figure out the irony. Things may fall off the planes, but what about the bombs? I am thinking a bolt would hurt a whole lot less then a 100 KG bomb. Perhaps I am wrong?

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Comments (3)
#1 by  Lucas DiĆ©
Nov 10, 2008
I loved the circus sign - it should be put up in every school :)
#2 by  thestickman
Nov 10, 2008
Kewl! :)
#3 by  Inna Tysoe
Nov 10, 2008
Oh, that's great! I loved the Drive Slow See Our Village/Drive fast See Our Judge" sign!

Regards,

Inna
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