Joke 1
Guy loses his wallet in the prestigious restaurant the arises rapidly on the chair and shouts across occupants of the restaurant,those who will obtain me my wallet that in it 2000$ I will give him prize 50$,past a moment and suddenly am guarded an other sound from the restaurant :Who that will bring me his wallet will receive 500$!
Joke 2
Businessman go in the street and suddenly sees which old tries to fish inside puddle,
the businessman pities upon him reads him and orders him to the meal and to the glass of coffee in the adjacent cafe after the meal, asks the same the businessman like that jokingly, the dish to fish there something? Then season him the old, yes I succeeded, you the already three mine.
Joke 3
Corrugated dark man of skin, cold eyes catches a girl age 6 and takes her into the forest towards this evening, they go Ohlcim and bar will be late and darkness, the girl begins to be afraid and say to the man. Hear very frightful here. Then he watched a rise and said : You frightful? I need to return all of this alone
