101 Things to Do with a Permanent Marker

by JesusHimself, Feb 5, 2008
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A random list me and friends made.. 101 things to do with a permanent marker.. most of them are inside jokes that some will fail to understand.
  1. Re-paint your bedroom or another room in your house
  2. Colour on Isaac
  3. Do graffiti
  4. Get high by snorting it
  5. Write on your friends face while he is asleep
  6. Draw on your friends agenda while he is not looking
  7. Change the colour of your pencils
  8. Go goth
  9. Pretend to be a ninja and throw them at people
  10. Break it open and dump the liquid in a friend's beverage
  11. Laugh at the friend while he is getting poisoned by something non-toxic
  12. Change your eye colour
  13. Paint your drive way
  14. Rub it on a piece of paper to smell up any area
  15. Eat it
  16. Get it surgically removed from your stomach
  17. Eat it again once it has been removed
  18. Sue the company for not making better tasting flavours
  19. Put it on your toast
  20. Write profanities on your T-shirts
  21. Write profanities on your friends T-shirts
  22. Draw on your desk at school
  23. Draw on your teacher when she makes you clean the desks
  24. Make yourself a moustache
  25. Go to a night/strip club with your moustache and pretend to be of age
  26. Write on them for throwing you out
  27. Make a fake ID
  28. Try to get into the same night/strip club with your new fake ID
  29. Write on them for kicking you out.. again.
  30. Write on your friends video game / CD so it doesn't work
  31. Make a very cheap album cover
  32. Write on your computer screen
  33. Draw pictures on your television because there is nothing good to watch
  34. Put them on strings and hang them up on your Christmas tree
  35. Buy all different colours and see what they taste like
  36. Draw yourself a condom
  37. Give them as a Christmas present
  38. Use it as a sex toy
  39. Draw a hobo sign... “WILL EAT FOR FOOD”.
  40. Go eat for food with your new state-of-the-arc hobo sign
  41. Get thrown in jail for begging
  42. Draw on your cell
  43. Draw on the thugs trying to anal-rape you
  44. Draw funny pictures on the visiting glass-walls
  45. Give yourself a tattoo
  46. Give yourself another tattoo
  47. Put white-out on it because you don't like it anymore
  48. Write on Isaac's cast
  49. Write on Isaac's face
  50. If you have a white dog, Sharpie him black
  51. Dye your hair
  52. Stab yourself
  53. Do the new drug… Sharp-Aye
  54. Solve this equation… Sharpie + Eye =?
  55. Do your homework using a Sharpie
  56. Scribble all over your homework with a Sharpie
  57. Poorly forage your parent(s) signature for a test you failed
  58. Hand the test it and laugh
  59. Wonder to yourself why this paper has no Sharpie marks on it
  60. Think of taking out a Sharpie and scribbling
  61. Realize Casey is standing beside you with a Sharpie
  62. Just don't…
  63. Draw yourself a pair of glasses
  64. Go to your eye-doctor and ask for a new prescription
  65. Draw a funny face design on your face for your school photos
  66. If they ask what happened say a car accident
  67. Make a puppet show using Sharpies
  68. Make a Sharpie Porno
  69. HAHAHA! Number 69…
  70. Start a cult called the Sharpie Satans
  71. Host a school assemble on the proper use of a Sharpie
  72. Draw the letter “L” on peoples heads saying its cool
  73. Draw a fro on whatever
  74. Laugh at the fro
  75. ISAAC!
  76. Take someone's PSP/DS and draw on the screen
  77. Wonder how many Sharpies it takes too pee black
  78. When the teacher asks you to do a Science project you will repeat number 77
  79. Start eating Sharpies too see how much it takes to pee black
  80. Log your information on how much it takes using a Sharpie
  81. Count how many times I said Sharpie and write it down with a Sharpie
  82. Colour the front cover of your agenda black
  83. Sharpen a Sharpie in a sharpener
  84. Change your eyebrows to make you look mad
  85. Run past many lockers while drawing on each one
  86. Get suspended
  87. On your one week of being suspended colour your room or animals or parents
  88. When asked what you want to be when you grow up, say a marker
  89. When you grow up take the DNA of a Sharpie and merge it with your own
  90. If that doesn't work, have sex with a Sharpie
  91. Get married to the female sharpie…
  92. Start caring for your little Sharpie children
  93. When they grow of full age.. think of selling them to Staples.
  94. Invent a new country called “Sharp-toria”
  95. Go back to Staples and buy more markers, your running out
  96. “Get a lil high” with the Sharpies to think of ideas
  97. Shave off your hair and draw your own
  98. Cut off your “you-know-what” and put the Sharpie “you-know-where”
  99. OWWW!
  100. Go to a store and ask them if they accept payment in permanent markers.
  101. Draw on a mannequin at a clothes-store in the mall.
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Comments (1)
#1 by ROFL!!!!!!!
Feb 15, 2008
dude lmfao so funny
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