If your kids like jokes try some of these out on them. Sure, you initially might get the occasional eye roll but you might even be lucky enough to pick up a couple giggles.
Classroom Mischief
Teacher: Okay, when I ask a question, I want everyone to answer at once.
Student: How much is two plus two?
Class: At once!
Teacher's Revenge
Teacher: Guess what, class! We only have half a day of school this morning!
Class: Yay!
Teacher: Don't get to excited, the other half will be this afternoon.
Can I stay home?
Kid: Can I stay home if I don't feel well?
Parent: Where don't you feel well?
Kid: At school!
Parent's Revenge
Parent: What's big, bright and yellow?
Kid: I know! It's the sun
Parent: Nope! The school bus
History Question
Teacher: What kind of clothing was worn at the Boston Tea Party?
Student: Tea shirts!
Failing a class
Dad: How are you doing in school?
Kid: Failing everything but science.
Dad: How are you not failing science?
Kid: By not taking that class!
Homework Help
Parent: Why didn't you ask for help with your homework?
Kid: I wanted to get all the answers wrong by myself this time.
Study Question
Teacher:When was Rome built?
Student: At night!
Teacher:Why do you think that?
Student: Well, everyone one knows Rome wasn't built in a day!
