Three little boys were at their Grandpa's house.
The oldest came over to his Grandpa and asks, “Can you make a frog sound, Grandpa?”
Grandpa was in a foul mood that day, so he replied, “No, I don't really feel like it right now. Maybe later.”
As the eldest boy left the room, the middle child came out and sat on his Grandpa's lap. “Grandpa, please, can you make a sound like a frog?”
By this point, Grandpa was a little confused. “Not now. Maybe in a little while, after I've taken a nap.”
The middle child wanders off in defeat as Grandpa lies down on the couch, but the youngest boy runs out and jumps onto Grandpa's stomach. “Grampy, can you make a frog sound, please? Please, please, please, please?!”
Grandpa was very frustrated. “I don't understand this! Why do you boys want me to make a sound like a frog?”
The little boy, with a hopeful gleam in his eyes, replied, “Well, Mom said that when you croak, we can go to Disney World!”
