The Sunday school Teacher asks, now,"Johnny, tell me frankly, do you say your prayers before eating?" "No Sir" little Johnny replies, "I don't have to. My Mom is a good cook."
A little girl became restless as the preacher's sermon dragged on and on. Finally, she leaned over and asked her mother," Mommy, if we give him his money now, will he let us go home?"
After the christening of the baby in church, little Johnny cried all the way home. His father asked him what the matter was. Finally, the little boy answered, “The priest said he wanted us brought up in a good Christian home and I want to stay with you guys
A mother told me how she got her fidgety 5 year old to sit still in church. About half way through the sermon she leaned over and said to her son,” If you don't be quiet Pastor Hammonds will lose his place and he will have to start all over again. It worked.
A police recruit was asked during the exam, “What would you do if you had to arrest your own mother?" The recruit said, “Call for backup".
Adam and Eve had an ideal marriage. He didn't have to hear about all the men she could have married, and she didn't have to hear about the way his mother cooked
An elderly woman died last month. Having never married, she requested no male pallbearers. In her hand written instructions for her memorial service, she wrote, “they wouldn't take me out while I was alive, I don't want them to take me out when I am dead.
A Sunday school Teacher asked the children just before she dismissed them from church, “And why is it necessary to be quiet in church?" Annie replied," Because people are sleeping.
What's the difference between a Northern fairytale and a Southern fairytale? A Northern fairytale begins. “Once upon a time." and a Southern fairytale begins" Ya'll ain't gonna believe this."
Why is it so hard for women to find sensitive, caring and good looking men? Because those men already have boyfriends.
What's the difference between a new husband and a new dog? After a year the dog is still excited to see you.
Why does a bride always wear white? Because it's good to match the dish washer with the stove and the refrigerator.
A boy was watching his father, a minister prepare a sermon." How do you know what to say?" he asked. Why, God tells me." Oh, then why do you keep crossing things out?"
When my grandson asked me how old I was, I teasingly replied, ”I'm not sure.” “Look in your underwear, “he advised. “Mine says I'm four to six.”
That last one is so cute! I like the fairytale one, too.
#5 by Ladon Sep 4, 2007
funny stuff. We all need a good laugh once in awhile.
#6 by Nick Kenney Sep 9, 2007
What a hoot!! :-)
#7 by Patty Reynolds Sep 12, 2007
Good stuff. I really liked #10.
#8 by Ruby Hawk Dec 7, 2007
We all need a laugh once in awhile Ladon, Thanks to you all. I appreciate it.
#9 by Lucy Lockett Feb 6, 2008
I laughed all over again, my kids love me because they can tell me the same joke again too! lol
#10 by Dee Huff Feb 6, 2008
Very funny. I especially like the one about Adam and Eve.
#11 by miriam ramirez Feb 6, 2008
Good stuff...
#12 by R.B. Parsley Feb 6, 2008
Ruby,
I had a very depressing day all day today. Then I came home and read your content. My heart smiled and laughed. These little jokes made my day. Great work!!! I especially liked the ones about Adam and Eve, I also liked numbers 5, 7,8, and 9
#13 by Moses Ingram Feb 7, 2008
Thank you for this, we all need a good laugh sometimes.
#14 by Ruby Hawk Feb 8, 2008
Thanks to all you good people for your comments. You are all appreciated. R.B. I am so glad I could make you smile. May you have many more things to smile about.
