Ten Best Animal Jokes That Kids Love

• How do porcupines play leapfrog?

Very carefully

• What's in the middle of a Jellyfish?

A jelly button

• Why do bees have sticky hair?

The use a honeycomb

• What animal keeps the best time?

A Watch Dog

• What do frogs drink?

Croak-a-cola

• What is better than a dog that can count?

A spelling bee

• Why do cows have bells?

Because their horns don't work

• What did the snail say when he rode on the turtle?

WHEEEEEEEE!

• If a dictionary goes from A to Z, what goes from Z to A?

Zebra

• A Sloth went out for a walk. He was mugged by four snails. The Sloth called the Police. The Policeman asked, “Can you describe the Snails.” The Sloth said, “Officer I can't, it all happened so fast.”