Twenty-Five Fortune Cookies for Teenagers
This is a first in a series of fortune cookies on different segments of our society. Today I'm going to concentrate on the fortunes of our teenagers.
- Aim high for your future. It beats being on the unemployment line.
- A penny saved will not be enough to attend a rock concert
- The golden rule can now be text messaged
- It is better to have a fair complexion then one filled with acne
- Suspensions are not good for the soul
- Remember the principle rule: Never get in trouble with the principal
- Dating is like ice cream. Some flavors taste better than others.
- Don't worry about the final exam. You've already flunked the course.
- LOL does not stand for Look Out Lady
- If you abuse your body, you're bound to abuse your mind
- Love and sex are not mutually compatible
- Eating a lot of fast foods will eventually slow you down
- Music is the world
- Friendship is like a bridge. The sturdier it is built, the longer it will last.
- A relationship that is not built on trust and honesty is no relationship at all
- Eating cafeteria food on a daily basis will not lead to fulfillment
- Hannah Montana cannot solve the problems of the nation
- Homework is like medicine. It may not taste good but in the end it will make you feel better.
- Life is like a fun house. Once you enter, you never know what you're going to encounter.
- A breath of fresh air is far better than a house full of smoke
- A personal relationship can last forever. A computer relationship can be deleted at the press of a key.
- Volunteer your time to a worthy cause. You'll feel better mentally and spiritually.
- If you seek danger, you will find danger. Watch out for flying fists.
- Don't fall into a pressure cooker. You can't let all your feelings boil inside of you.
- You may encounter many potholes in life since the path is seldom smooth
