Why Girls are Better Than Boys

1. They cook better
2. They're good at washing dishes
3. They're good at washing the floor
4. They're good at drying dishes
5. They're good at ironing cloths
6. They're good at hovering
7. They're a superior race
8. They have a fashion sense
9. They know how to put nail varnish on (some boys do but they don't really count as boys)
10. They have better hair(with some exceptions)
11. They smell WAY!!!!! better
12. They can do that towel on the head thing (I think that's really cool)
13. They're smarter
14. They can have children
15. They're not as lazy
16. They're neater
17. They have better writing
18. They are better slaves

20. They don't skip numbers

24. They don't skip numbers

25. They aren't as repetitive

26. They aren't as repetitive

27. They aren't as repetitive

30. They don't skip numbers

31. They are fetter at squealing

32. I mean better at spelling

33. They know all their rights (Wouldn't be that hard)

34. They aren't sexist

35. They aren't racist

36. They respect men

37. They aren't prejudice

38. They're easy……… To write good things about

39. They like to party

40. They don't add extra unnecessary letters into words

45. They don't skip numbers

46. They aren't as repetitive

47. They're very cool

48. They are better then men in every way and they know it

49. They have a good imagination

50. They don't spit a lot (that's a bad habit)

51. When you compliment them they are always positive you are right

52. They are very gullible

53. They can't get kicked in the nuts

54. They are more in touch with their emotions

55. They only get cranky once a month

56. They can wear make up without looking gay

57. They wear cool colours like pink

58. They have a sense of humour

59.

60. They don't leave blank spaces

61. They can make beds

62. They can do plats

63. They can spell plats

64. They make good pie

65. Pie rhymes with sky

66. Sky rhymes with die

67. They don't go off topic while doing their homework

68. They can count higher the 68

I hope that everyone who took their time to read this enjoyed it.

Some of these points aren't as funny as they were originally meant to be. Triond wouldn't let me upload some spelling mistakes so I apologise for that.