Lots of Lovely Knobs and Knockers You Will Want to Touch |
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by R J Evans, Aug 23, 2008 |
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The world is full of lovely knobs and knockers. Here is a broad selection of the big, the bold, the brassy and the beautiful. A word of warning though, they are accompanied by some of the most excruciating knock knock jokes of all time. |
Image source Knock Knock!Who's there? KeanuKeanu Who? Keanu let me in? It's getting cold out here!
Image Source Knock Knock!Who's there? ScottScott Who? Scott nothing to do with you.
Image Source Knock Knock!Who's there? BuddhaBuddha Who? Buddha this slice of bread for me, will you?
Image Source Knock Knock!Who's there? TadTad Who? Tad Ol' devil called love again
Image Source Knock Knock!Who's there? IvanIvan Who? Ivan my money back, give me my money back!
Image Source Knock Knock!Who's there? JuicyJuicy Who? Juicy what I just saw, juicy it?
Image Source Knock Knock!Who's there? ZiziZizi Who? Zizi when you know how!
Image Source Knock Knock!Who's there? JulieJulie Who? Julie your door unlocked all the time?
Image Source Knock Knock!Who's there? IdaIda Who? Ida your face, you're way too ugly!
Image Source Knock Knock!Who's there? CandyCandy Who? Candy cow jump over the moon?
Image Source Knock Knock!Who's there? SadieSadie Who? Sadie Pledge of Allegiance and be a good American!
Image Source Knock Knock!Who's there? MaidaMaida Who? Maida Force be with you!
Image Source Knock Knock!Who's there? EamonEamon Who? Eamon in a good mood today, come right in!
Image Source Knock Knock!Who's there? DorisDoris Who? Doris locked, that's why I'm knocking!  Knock Knock!Who's there? Norma LeeNorma Lee Who? Norma Lee I don't go around knocking on doors but do you want to buy a vacuum cleaner?
Image Source Knock Knock!Who's there? TankTank Who? You're welcome!
Image Source Knock Knock!Who's there? WendyWendy Who? Wendy red red robin comes bob bob bobbin'
Image Source Knock Knock!Who's there? DexterDexter Who? Dexter halls with boughs of holly!
Image Source Knock Knock!Who's there? AardvarkAardvark who? Aardvark a million miles for one of your smiles!
Image Source Knock Knock!Who's there? HawaiiHawaii who? I'm fine thanks, Hawaii you?
Image Source Knock Knock!Who's there? PecanPecan who? Pecan someone your own size
Image Source Knock Knock!Who's there? AnnieAnnie who? Annie thing you can do, I can do better!
Image Source Knock Knock!Who's there? DonnaDonna who? Donna sit under the apple tree with anyone else but me!
Image Source Knock Knock!Who's there? AmosAmos who? A mosquito bit me on my ankle!
Image Source Knock Knock!Who's there? PolicePolice who? Police stop telling these awful knock knock jokes! |
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