Three friends sitting in a bar talking about the night before.
Bob says: Yo man last night I got so drunk I went home and hit my wife with a bat
thinking she was an intruder, man I didn't recognize my own wife.
Greg goes: Man that's nothing, last night I got so drunk I ran my brand new car into a tree
and cried the whole walk home. Thats 2 miles of crying dude.
Joe shares: Gees man you think thats bad. Last night I went home and Blew Chunks.
Bob and Greg: Ah man that ain't nothin.
Joe: You don't understand Chunks is my dog!!!
