There are two pirates on a ship. One is much older than the other, and the younger pirate notices that he is pretty beat up. The younger pirate asks, “ How did you get that wooden leg?”
The older pirate replies, “Well I was messing around not doing what I was suppose to so they made me walk the plank and a shark bit my leg off...
The younger pirate with a amazed face asks: “Well okay... What about your hook hand, how did that happen. The older pirate replied, “ Well I was messing around again and they made me walk the plank again and a shark bit that off too...
The younger pirate with an even more amazed face asks: “Wow, well what about your patch eye did a shark get that too?”
The older pirate replied.. “ Nope! First day with my new hook!!!”
