I'm starting to think I could make a living off of the funny things men say. Here is but a few of the funny things my husband has said lately.
- After my first article I wrote about my husband saying some funny
things he believed he should get half of what I earned as if it wasn't for him quote “ saying stupid things all the time I would have nothing to write about”. You gotta love his reasoning as he is right.
- When my husband is grating on my nerves. I sometimes exclaim “ For the love of Pete”. Surely I am not the only one who has heard that expression but apparently it's news to my husband as one day he said “ Who is this Pete? And what are you doing with this Pete? Why are you always talking about Pete? And why haven't I met this Pete ?” For the love of...
- My husband and I were watching some type of news show where they were talking about a person who was awaiting sentencing on a terrible crime he committed. Being passionate on the subject I remarked they should lock him up forever so he never sees daylight again. My husband then replied he will still see daylight as they will let him out in the yard from time to time. Another expression my husband is not familiar with. It's a good thing I didn't say I hope they throw away the key. God knows what he would have said then.
- I asked my husband if he could get me a glass of lemonade from the fridge. He asked me how much I wanted in which I replied “ Just three quarters of a glass thank-you” . He then asked me “ three quarters full or three quarters empty” Huh!! He gives new meaning to the phrase "the glass is half full". And you know what ,we have to go through this every time I ask for a drink! If I wasn't sick!
- My husband was reading through his mail when he stood up in a fright slamming the mail down and shouting in an accusing voice “ where's my glasses?”. At first I thought he was joking when I realized he wasn't I said “ you need new glasses because your wearing them”.
