A man is at sea in his ship, when he notices
his ship is starting to sink. He starts to talk to God,
"God please I've never asked for nothing in my whole
entire life, so do me this favor. Save me!". An hour later
a ship is heading towards him, they stop and the captain
tells him "come climb on board to safety" he replies
"no I'm gonna be alright Gods gonna save me". So the
ship heads on their way. Another hour later another ship is
headed his way, They stop and tell him "come climb on
board your sinking pretty fast." He replies, "No thanks God
will save." He looks at him strange and keeps going.
Another hour later another ship heading his way and stops
and again he is told to climb aboard, and he again tells them
no god will save him. So the goes on their way. The boat
starts to sink faster and faster. He drowns. When he gets to
heaven he asks god why didn't you save me, God's reply
was "I did try to save you, I sent you 3 ships!"
