Never Say These 10 Things to a Mad Scientist |
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by Steven West, Jan 6, 2008 |
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Here is a humorous list of 10 things you should not say to a mad scientist. |
- I have a headache. What do you suggest for a cure?
- Isn't Igor a strange name for an assistant? Why is he holding a mallet over his head?
- Do you have a formula that would cure my baldness? I'm not sure if eye of newt would work
- Why do you have such an evil laugh? By the way, I like the glass eyeball.
- You have such a pained expression. Are you suffering from constipation?
- Did anyone ever tell you that you have bad breath? How would you like a breathmint? I said breath mint, not death mint!
- How would you like to go to a costume ball? Yes, and you can bring your friend Frankenstein with you.
- Can I mow your lawn? I'll even trim your poison ivy for free.
- Did anyone ever tell you that you look like Dick Cheney?
- Can you tell me how to get to 2000 W. Transylvania Avenue? I'm in desperate need of a blood donor.
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