There was once a man called Roger. He enjoyed listening to people and copying whatever they said. One day, he went to a restaurant for lunch. He heard a waiter ask a man if he wanted dessert. The man replied eagerly “: Yes, yes, yes.”
Roger than goes into the toilet. He hears a man scream out in disgust “Smelly old toilet!”
Roger leaves the toilet. As he passes a table, he sees a little boy playing with the cutlery. “Forks and spoons, forks and spoons.” Says the boy happily.
Roger leaves the fancy restaurant and starts walking back home. He passes a church, and hears their singing from outside. He keeps on walking until he reaches a field, where a dead body lies. A policeman jumps out and starts interrogating Roger.
“Did you kill this man?” asks the policeman
Roger replies “Yes, Yes, yes!”
“Where did you kill him?”
“Smelly old toilet.”
“What did you kill him with?”
“Forks and spoons, forks and spoons.”
“That's it. I've heard enough, you're going to jail.”
“Hallelujah!”
