There is a husband who likes bowling very much, and his wife loves smoking.
One night, the wife found that there was no cigarette to smoke, so she told her husband to buy some for her. Her husband had no option but to buy.
It was getting very late, and the shops nearby were closed. The husband thought that he could get some at a bar, for there must be cigarettes on sale. So, the husband went to a bar, where he found a beautiful girl.
He was attracted by the Miss, and somehow, the Miss was fond of him, too. They slept together after a long chat. At midnight, the husband suddenly remembered that he had to buy cigarettes for his wife. Afraid of his wife know of this incident, and she might kill him. He asked the Miss for some talc. The Miss felt very strange, but she gave some talc to him. The husband applied the talc on his hands, and went home.
As soon as he reached home, his wife shouted at him, "Where have you been?! Died once?" The husband honestly answered, "There are cigarettes around here, for the shops are closed. So, I went to a bar, and I saw a beautiful young lady. I chatted with her, then we slept together."
After hearing these words, the wife turned to her husband, said, "Let me see your hands!" The husband opened his hands. His wife said angrily, "Sheet liar! You didn't sleep with any girl, but you went bowling! Your hands show!"
