Once, Three Men were tramping through the bush when they came to a raging river. They all decided to make one prayer and then try to cross the river. The first man knelt down and said “Dear God, Please give me the strength to cross this river.”. God turned him buff, and he jumped into the river and started to swim across. He got halfway and then ran out of stamina and he was swept away. The second man then knelt down and said “Dear god please give me a boat and the strength to cross this river.”. God turned him buff, but this time there was a little dinghy in front of him. He launched the dinghy and started to row. Again, he got to halfway and ran out of stamina and was swept away. The third man then knelt down and said “Dear God, Please give me the wisdom to cross this river.”. He pulled the map out of the pack, checked it, walked 100 yards upstream, around a corner, and across the bridge.
Three men walked into a bar and order a pint of beer. The lady says to the first man, “What would you like?” and the man replied “Speight's Please”. The woman turns to the second man and says, “And you?” The man replies “Your best lager please”. She turned to the third man and says, “Let me guess, Our strongest whiskey?” “Yes, but how did you know?” the man replies. “2 reasons, firstly it says on your shirt, “Strong Whiskey Please”, And secondly, you aren't drunk yet.”
Three men walk into a bar and say “Ouch”.
Three men traveled to New Zealand for the Otago Gold Rush. They met each other in the port. One said, “We should go and look for gold together!”. The local man said, “You speak with an accent, where are you from?”
“China” he replies. The other man says “And I'm from an Australia”. They decide to meet the next morning at the stock yards. “I'll get some ponies.” said the Australian.
“I'll get some info on where the gold is.” said the local man. “You get supplies” said the Australian to the Chinese man. The next day, the Australian and the local meet at the stock yards, but the Chinese man is nowhere to be seen. They decide to go without him. They get a little bit of the way along the track when the Chinese man jumps out in front of them and yells, “SUPPLIES!!”
