- How many times have you made a fool of yourself before?
- How many times were you laughed at?
- How many times did you laughed at other people making fools of themselves?
- Well, a lot!
- How many times did you hate being laughed at?
- Well, every time!
You have to know that you are going to make a fool of yourself sooner or later. Everybody does. It's ok. Just don't do it on purpose. That will be too much!
So let's see the top most things to make a fool of yourself on a date with a girl.
Be sure that you are on date first
I know how shy a guy could be. I know how hard sometimes it is to ask out a girl that you have known for a while as friends. You may know that girl for quite sometime now maybe from school, work or through mutual friends. You go out mostly in groups. So you really hope that someday you will get to be alone with her without asking her out face to face. And then someday the whole group decided to hang out and after that most of them cancelled except for you and her. You think god. This is it. The thing I have been waiting for. Finally a date with her. Well if you think so then you will definitely make a fool of yourself. Before you start building false hopes ask her. If she feels the same way then you are on the right track fellow. If not then you save face and spare yourself from being a fool.
Singing karaoke
Imagine yourself having a date and you asked the girlfriend to a karaoke bar. You went up there took the microphone and started singing. You have a terrible voice and you are tone deaf and everybody is laughing at you especially other girls in the bar.
In order to save face, you got this brilliant idea which is to ask the girlfriend to sing along. As if being an idiot out there isn't enough. Now there are two of you. Congratulations you have just made a fool of yourself and you will never see that girl again.
Saying foreign love phrases
You think memorizing love phrases of some foreign sexy languages like Italian or Spanish will cut the deal for you. Well let's see. You are in the car at the end of the evening with her and you look in her eyes and say an Italian love phrase to her and she, out of nowhere, replies you back! She even starts to make a conversation in that language and maybe worse, she flirts with you. You are sitting there opening your mouth with the stupidest smile ever saying nothing. And here you are. A big fool!
Eating stuff you don't know
You might think that ordering the same thing she likes will give you some credit. Well it can be. But what if she ordered something you are allergic to?!
Don't make a fool of yourself ordering something you don't know. What if you got sick? She would get stuck with you till you are fine. Not good!
Dancing on public
Dancing is a very critical issue whether you know how to dance or not. Don't ever ask your girl to dance unless you can dance. Don't insist on dancing if she didn't want to.
Imagine yourself with your girlfriend and she asked you to dance. You know that you can't dance but of course you want to show her that you can do everything she wants. So you go to the dance floor and start to dance with her, slowly at first, then the music gets groovier and everything is a mess! You made a fool of yourself and embarrassed her in front of everybody. Even if you can dance don't show off. She might not be able to keep up with you. She hates you and again you are the fool.
