You Know That You're Turning Bald |
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by Steven West, Feb 13, 2008 |
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Many guys do not have a full head of hair as they turn older. Here are ten signs that you are turning bald. |
- A shoeshine man asks if he can polish your head
- The car salesman mentions chrome dome, and he's not referring to the car
- Your friend mentions that you resemble Professor Charles Xavier from the Xmen
- An acquaintance of yours asks if you were considering shopping for a rug
- You pay more attention to commercials promising you a full head of hair
- Your mother comments that your head is as smooth as a baby
- You start growing a mustache or a beard to compensate
- You spend more time combing the sides of your hair
- You find that the host of Deal or No Deal, Howie Mandel, is very handsome
- You start wearing a hat more often because you think it's so cool
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