One Liners

When you're just having a bad day.

  1. You! - Off my planet.
  2. Not the brightest crayon in the box now, are we?
  3. Well, this day was a total waste of makeup.
  4. Errors have been made. Others will be blamed.
  5. And your crybaby whiny-butt opinion would be?
  6. I'm not crazy, I've just been in a very bad mood for [x] years.
  7. Allow me to introduce my selves.
  8. Sarcasm is just one more service we offer.
  9. Whatever kind of look you were going for, you missed.
  10. I'm just working here until a good fast-food job opens up.
  11. I'm trying to imagine you with a personality.
  12. Stress is when you wake up screaming and you realize you weren't asleep.
  13. I can't remember if I'm the good twin or the evil one.
  14. How many times do I have to flush before you go away?
  15. I just want revenge. Is that so wrong?
  16. You say I'm a bitch like it's a bad thing.
  17. Can I trade this job for what's behind door #2?
  18. Nice perfume. Must you marinate in it?
  19. Chaos, panic, and disorder. My work here is done.
  20. Earth is full. Go home.
  21. How do I set a laser printer to stun?
  22. I'm not tense, just terribly, terribly alert.
  23. Don't make me angry, The voices in my head don't like it when you make me angry.
  24. Don't make me angry, I am running out of places to hide bodies.

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Comments (3)
#1 by kellie hastings
Aug 17, 2007
Well I must say you've given me my laugh of the day!
Funny as hell, loved it,,,
Thanks,
#2 by tif_riley
Aug 20, 2007
These were pretty darn good.
#3 by pnclpshr
Aug 21, 2007
aka kimberly;...pretty funny...lost my footing on a couple of them lol
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