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by Crawl29, Aug 14, 2007 |
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When you're just having a bad day. |
- You! - Off my planet.
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Not the brightest crayon in the box now, are we?
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Well, this day was a total waste of makeup.
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Errors have been made. Others will be blamed.
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And your crybaby whiny-butt opinion would be?
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I'm not crazy, I've just been in a very bad mood for [x] years.
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Allow me to introduce my selves.
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Sarcasm is just one more service we offer.
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Whatever kind of look you were going for, you missed.
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I'm just working here until a good fast-food job opens up.
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I'm trying to imagine you with a personality.
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Stress is when you wake up screaming and you realize you weren't asleep.
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I can't remember if I'm the good twin or the evil one.
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How many times do I have to flush before you go away?
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I just want revenge. Is that so wrong?
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You say I'm a bitch like it's a bad thing.
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Can I trade this job for what's behind door #2?
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Nice perfume. Must you marinate in it?
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Chaos, panic, and disorder. My work here is done.
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Earth is full. Go home.
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How do I set a laser printer to stun?
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I'm not tense, just terribly, terribly alert.
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Don't make me angry, The voices in my head don't like it when you make me angry.
- Don't make me angry, I am running out of places to hide bodies.
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Funny as hell, loved it,,,
Thanks,