Barbie received so many gifts for Christmas. She just loved her new plastic ware for cooking. The portable CD player was awesome. She also got some new hair accessories and three stylish wigs. Barbie was pleased with all her gifts except the giant, inflatable penguin that she received from Ken. She decided to return the penguin for some plastic play money. Barbie went to the toy store to return the penguin after eating her lunch.
Barbie admired her girlish figure as she entered the toy store.
“I'd like to return this inflatable penguin please, “ said Barbie. The customer service representative asked Barbie if she had a receipt. “No I don't. It was a gift from my boyfriend Ken.” The customer service representative shook her head and exclaimed, “I'm sorry but without a receipt I can't accept the item.”
Barbie's plastic smile started to disappear from her face. “I don't want this penguin. Ken bought it here. I want you to take it back.”
“I cannot take it back. Our store policy is no receipt, no return. Besides, I think that penguin is adorable. You have a real special boyfriend.”
“I have an idiot for a boyfriend. He bought me this stupid, giant, inflatable penguin that I am never going to use. I want you to take it back now.”
The customer service representative was getting very upset. “I have other customers that I must take care of. Please leave the line with your penguin.”
“I don't care if you have the Spice Girls in back of me. I want my money back. Take this awful, inflatable penguin off my hands.”
The representative called for security. “Please escort this troublemaker out of our store.
Don't you dare come back again!”
Barbie was firmly taken out of the store by two, large, burly security guards. Barbie went back home and started to cry. “I've never been so humiliated. When I see Ken, I'm going to give him a very frosty reception. If he ever gets me inflatable penguins again, I'll send him to the South Pole.”
