Women's Prison
There's a women's prison and three women are about to be shot, a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. The redhead is about to be shot so the executioner says “Ready, aim…”
Then the redhead yells “earthquake!” So everyone looks for safe ground and the redhead escapes. Now it's the brunette's turn. The executioner says “ready, aim…”, then the brunette yells “tornado!” Everyone runs inside and the brunette escapes. By now the blond has it all figured out. The executioner yells “ready, aim…” Then the blonde yells, “Fire!”
The President's Puzzle
Dick Cheney walks into the Oval Office and sees the president whooping and hollering. Dick Cheney asks, “what's wrong Mr. President?” The president replies “Nothing, I just finished this puzzle in record time! I finished it in three months and on the box it says 3-5 years!”
