A Republican, a Democrat, and an Independent went out hunting. The first day the Independent went out and brought back a deer. The others asked how he got it. He told them he "found the tracks, followed the tracks, shot the deer." The next day the Republican went out and brought back a bear. The others ask how he got it. He "found the tracks, followed the tracks shot the bear." The last day the Democrat went out a didn't come back. The other two got worried and looked for him. They found him covered in bruises and with many broken bones. The others ask him what happened. He said "found the tracks, followed the tracks, got hit by the train."
