Just recently, a Japanese Diplomat visited the Philippines. In an interview to him by a well-known tv commentator and anchor aired on a national television, the Japanese Diplomat said:
You Firipino pipor are rocky.
You have so many cabinet officiars who rob you.
You have prenty of government officiars who rob you too.
But most of oar,
You Firipino are very rocky orso because you have a President who robs you,
and a First Genterman who robs you more.
Translation
You Filipino people are lucky. You have so many cabinet officials who love you. You have plenty of government officials who love you too. But most of all, you Filipino people are very lucky also because you have a President who loves you and a First Gentleman who loves you more.
